27 May 2006, "Hard Man on the Hill", Good Weekend (as quoted in today's Crikey):
'When asked about the prospect of Julia Gillard as leader of the ALP, Bill Heffernan responds: "Na. Na. Na. I mean anyone who chooses to remain deliberately barren ... they've got no idea what life's about. We've got a few on our side as well. I've said this before, the most difficult job in the world is parenthood. Rudd's got three kids. He knows what a bucket of nappies is all about."'
Why would we need a bucket of nappies to teach us what poop is, when we have you in our faces on a regular basis?