Dirty dishes breed. (Actually I already knew that.)
Getting the single biggest workload-monkey off your back just makes room for all the little ones to swarm up there instead.
It is possible to go straight from listening to Port Power's ex-gun forward Stuart Dew making a remarkably good debut for local ABC radio calling the game at AAMI Stadium on the car radio to watching a Theatre Guild production of The Importance of Being Earnest in order to review it for the local press without even changing gear. Who says there's a gap between high and popular culture, pfft.
It is also possible to write a list of things that must be done and tick all of them off by the end of the day. I never knew this before.
If you don't tie up the climbing roses, they will fall over.
It's a bad idea to explore the haunts of your unhappy youth. Especially alone at night on a particularly nineteenth-century part of the campus in a part of town where ghosts of all kinds abound.
Saturday morning is the worst possible time to go shopping in the Central Market.
Offered a choice of litter trays, the cats will use both of them.
There is a fantastic Greek butcher in the Welland shopping centre, just over from Dan Murphy's.
Plants in pots under shelter will not have benefited from the recent rains that made you think you could forget all about the watering.