I know it's only the first week in December, but a hot contender for the Mind-Bogglingly Vacuous Statement of the Bloody Obvious division of the Sports Commentary Awards of the Summer has already emerged from the Channel Nine commentary box:
'And if England had had Shane Warne playing for them, they might have won this match.'
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I'd go so far as to say that if England had ALL the Australian team playing for them, they could take out the series.
Possibly, Zoe, but that's a big call.
My favourite is still from some time in my childhood (seventies I reckon). Norman May: oh, and that would've been out if it hit the stumps.
My fave is from the Aussie open some time ago about Nicole Pratt - 'yes she's a very good ball handler' followed by about five seconds of stunnrd silence,
Well, if Shane Warne were English, he probably wouldn't get a game under Fletcher, who picks his spinners based on their batting average.
Ashley Giles anyone?
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