1) HOW TO MAKE A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE
You know how whenever you drop a piece of buttered bread, it always lands on the floor buttered side down?
And you know how cats always land on their feet?
So if you want to make a perpetual motion machine, strap a piece of buttered bread (butter side out) to the back of a cat and then toss the cat into the air.
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2) A Buddhist walks into a pizza place and says to the bloke behind the counter: 'Make me one with everything.'
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And if you're not careful, I'll tell you the one about the Barnum and Bailey's big brown bear in the Beef'n'Burgers Bar.
3 comments:
You forgot about the lady who walked into the shop and asked the man behind the counter for a double entendre. So he gave her one.
you forgot the second half of the pizza joke!
A Buddhist walks into a pizza place and says to the bloke behind the counter: 'Make me one with everything.'
so the bloke makes a pizza and give it to him, and take a twenty. The Buddhist waits for a moment, and says 'What about the change?'
The bloke replies 'Change comes from within!'
Oh go on, bear joke, please.
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