Tuesday, March 21, 2006

And another, shorter thought

'No man has ever been shot by his wife while he was vacuuming.'

-- Kathy Lette

4 comments:

comicstriphero said...

What about vice versa?

I'm sure there has to be a statistic to tell us. Statistics can be used to prove anything that is remotely true (cf: Homer S).

Pavlov's Cat said...

Hmmm ... but, see, if they shot us while we were vacuuming, they could always get another one. But men who vacuum are to be prized above rubies and not under any circumstances shot. I bet you and the Lovelywife don't have this kind of problem.

comicstriphero said...

Yeah I know, just me mouthing off again...

The LovelyWife and I have this wierd synergy going on as regards cleaning.

She's the 'tidy' type - doesn't mind if things are a bit dusty as long as the place looks tidy.

Whereas I'm the 'clean' type - don't mind clutter as long as the floor under foot isn't crunchy or sticky.

Works out great! We end up with a clean AND tidy house.

genevieve said...

Naah, shoot him when it's done.