Queen Pavlova the Abrupt, c'est moi

I found this over at Helen Cast Iron Balcony's place and just had to have one.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Imperial Majesty Pavlova the Abrupt of Nether Wombleshire Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Not very pleased to meet you, Ma'am: Chewygate at the Firm

Apparently Kate Middleton's mum was just too common a commoner.

Pffft. I bet Diana Spencer's mum mother always said 'lavatory' not 'toilet', and look how that all turned out.