Thursday, July 05, 2007

No time to blog properly so here are two nice victimless jokes

1) HOW TO MAKE A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE

You know how whenever you drop a piece of buttered bread, it always lands on the floor buttered side down?

And you know how cats always land on their feet?

So if you want to make a perpetual motion machine, strap a piece of buttered bread (butter side out) to the back of a cat and then toss the cat into the air.

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2) A Buddhist walks into a pizza place and says to the bloke behind the counter: 'Make me one with everything.'

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And if you're not careful, I'll tell you the one about the Barnum and Bailey's big brown bear in the Beef'n'Burgers Bar.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot about the lady who walked into the shop and asked the man behind the counter for a double entendre. So he gave her one.

barry said...

you forgot the second half of the pizza joke!

A Buddhist walks into a pizza place and says to the bloke behind the counter: 'Make me one with everything.'

so the bloke makes a pizza and give it to him, and take a twenty. The Buddhist waits for a moment, and says 'What about the change?'

The bloke replies 'Change comes from within!'

ashleigh said...

Oh go on, bear joke, please.