'Author Alex Comfort once said the things that stop you from enjoying sex in old age are the same things that stop you from riding a bicycle -- bad health, thinking it's silly, and having no bicycle.'
(you see there are special bike seats with grooves in them made by companies like 'body geometry' that claim to cut off less blood flow to your private parts.)
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I'm afraid immediately started thinking about bike seats before I got to the punchline -- as in, 'the need for a new saddle'?
ReplyDelete(you see there are special bike seats with grooves in them made by companies like 'body geometry' that claim to cut off less blood flow to your private parts.)
ReplyDeleteI can think of some people for whom the cutting off of blood flow to the private parts would be a good thing.
ReplyDeleteSomething about never forgetting how to ride a bike...
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